That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
