If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
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Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
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She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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