normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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