I think I died a long time ago.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
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I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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