WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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