dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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