it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
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i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
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I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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