my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
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How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
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An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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