i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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