Grow some girl-balls and come out already
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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