yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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