My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
My underwear smells like fireworks.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
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