That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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