why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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