I could have mohawked her pubes.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
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