too bad you live with your parents still
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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