We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
we made out on top of his cat.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
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so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
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Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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