Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
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Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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