How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
We need to rekindle our bromance
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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