Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...