just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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