Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
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What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
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His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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