No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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