so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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