Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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