You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
