Your mouth is God's brothel.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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