I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Barsexuality is the new black.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I pour the whiskey from now on
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Randomize
