so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
