he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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