i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
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