singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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