you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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