So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
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I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
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Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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