I am spending my child support on dildos
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
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just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
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She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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