Well apparently he's into motor boating.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
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What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
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Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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