I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
