You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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