I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
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High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
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It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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