Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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