I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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