I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
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I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
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It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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