nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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