Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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