Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
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My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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