what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
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Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
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It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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