dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
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Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
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If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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