Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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