would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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