i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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