Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
and you fell through a lawn chair
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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