WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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