Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
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i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
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My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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