Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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